[Pornstars & Politicians] Humor

[Pornstars and Politicians] Humor

Similarities:

1. What may be true today, may be a lie tomorrow.

2. They'll say anything to get you off!

3. They both sell fantasies.

4. Both are big on Money shots (not what you're thinking!)

5. Very photogenic

6. Both are subject to documentation audits (i.e. Health Department)

7. Both fly around the world to screw people.


Differences:

1. Pornstars spend a lot of time with something up their rectum while politicians
behave as though something is permanently lodged up there.

2. Pornstars (excluding fetish) prefer not to work on their menstrual cycles while
politicians remain working on them year-round.

3. Pornstars screw millionaires while politicians are the millionaires screwing us all.

4. Politicians rally against pornography and watch it at night while preparing their
next day luncheon speech condemning it.

5. Politicians make bills to control while pornstars take bills to be controlled.

6. Pornstars are more pliable; they can spit or swallow while politicians only spit.

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